March PPOW

Damian Curry

Damian Curry was only two years old when his father left him. He lived in a shack with his mom outside of LA. He always wanted to be a basketball player. He never left his house because he was afraid he would get shot by the Bloods. One day when he got enough courage to leave his house and go to the park, he ran as fast as he could. He thought he was gonna lose his shoes; he was going so fast, but he wasn’t running fast at all. He would go to the park everyday and shoot hoops. He had no one to play.

One day a bunch of twenty year olds were about to play a pick-up game. They needed one more player. Damian was only 13 and they were 20. He was so happy though, he could finally play a game. On the first play of the game, he got the tip off. He ran down the court and beat everyone to the hoop and went for a layup, but realized when he jumped he could dunk. He flew through the air and did a 360 dunk and slammed it down. Everyone just stood there in astonishment. One dude came running up to Damian and asked him to do it again so he could record it. He did it again with the guy recording. The dude posted it on Vine and in an instant it went viral. Everyone was commenting and asking “Who is this?” After about three months of the games going on Damian decided to try and play for a local traveling team. He made it without a doubt in the coaches mind, Damian took his team all the way to the championship. They won the whole thing with Damian averaging 38 points, 13 assists, and 11 rebounds. He did the best anyone has ever done and impressed every scout in the league, but one scout really liked Damian. He asked Damian to come and practice with the Warriors. Damian was so excited. He ran back to his shack and told his mom. His mom was so happy for him. Mostly because if Damian went pro, she would have a new house. Damian got a good nights sleep and went to practice the next day.

He showed up the next day in his J’s and was ready to ball. He flew through the dribbling drills and was ready to show what he was made of in a scrimmage. He was on the B team and had to face the starters. The B team won the tip and gave it to Damian right away. He flew right past Klay Thompson and slammed it over Stephen Curry. The coaching staff just erupted and was amazed by what they saw. They eventually cooled down and got back on with the game. It was halftime and Damian already had 18 points. He went into the 3rd quarter and dominated everyone. By the end of the game Damian had scored 37 points. More than anyone in that game! The coaches agreed to let him play on the team, but he’d  have to earn his starting position. For the next six weeks Damian was in the gym everyday shooting hoops. The coaches started to realize that Damian was the only one putting time in the gym. On opening day the starting lineup was announced.

Coach Kerr said, “ Steph, point guard, Klay, Shooting Guard, Damian, Shooting Forward, David, Power Forward, Andrew, Center.

Damian was so happy that he could start in his first NBA game. Once the announcer named off all the starters, Damians mom began to cry tears of joy. She finally got her new mansion she had been dreaming of her whole life. Damian was pumped to get out there and show what he was made of. The first quarter wasn't what he was expecting. Steph was shooting everything and Damian never got the ball. When the second quarter came around Damian was feeling it. He made his first three shots and was on fire. He caught a lob from Steph that made the crowd erupt. You could hardly hear yourself think it was so loud. The Cav’s had to call a timeout to get their team back together. It was Damians time to shine on defense now. No one could stop LeBron from scoring. Damian was the last to get to guard LeBron. He completely shut him down for the rest of the game. LeBron only scored once in the fourth quarter. It was on a fast break, and Damian wasn’t guarding him. Damian finished the game with 16 points, 9 assists, and 3 rebounds. Steph was named player of the game with 38 points with a double double. Coach Kerr was very proud of how only a rookie could take control of a big game like that. It was about half way through the season when Damian got the phone call he wanted his whole life. He was being selected for the NBA all star game! He also got invited to participate in the dunk contest. Damian was thrilled to be apart of such a big thing and compete against the league's best team. He went into the dunk contest and killed the competition. His first dunk was a 360, between the legs, windmill slam for a perfect score. His second dunk, he dunked over the tallest man in the world and went between the legs and tomahawked slammed it. He got another perfect score.

Damian won the dunk contest and was pumped to play in the NBA all star game. He completely dominated the all star game and got MVP. By the end of the month, he had a smokin hot girlfriend. He bought a Bugatti and built a new house. His mom got her own special room, and she loved every second of it. She ended up becoming really sick and died later in the year, but that’s besides the fact. Damian was a stud and dominated anyone who went up against him. Damian is the perfect man, anyone in the world would want to be. He won the award for The Best Man in the world. After 19 seasons in the NBA Damian had won 7 championships and 8 MVP awards. Damian died after he was buying milk in the market and got shot up by a gang. R.I.P.

Fun poem

John

John goes to the gym

with his wife Kim.

Kim is very strong.

She lifts all day long.

They have a child;

He is very wild.

Brick

Brick is my friend;

He has a rear end.

He has no common sense;

He is very intense.

Study Hall

Study hall is dumb;

We sit there and suck on our thumb.

We are Mrs. Bladt’s little pets,

She makes a lot of threats.

We are not respected;

We are rejected.

I don’t have fun;

I want to shoot myself with a gun.

I wish we were free,

like we used to be.

The only thing cool,

is Friday fun day.

I just really love study hall.

Gun

My gun is black,

and shoots you in the back.

It shoots out fire,

and will pop your tire.

Car

My car is red

and as comfy as a bed.

Drives from state to state

trying to find my new mate.

I drove it to the fair

to see my girlfriend Clair.

Clair liked my car;

it was the best one she had seen so far.

Ink

I like my ink blue.

It gives a really good tattoo.

Writes stuff down,

Like a noun.

Door

One door,

Two door,

Brown door,

Black door,

Which one will you pay for?

Food

Food is yummy,

and fills up my tummy.

Some foods taste bad,

if it's made by your deadbeat dad.

McDonald’s food is pure gold,

knocks me out cold.

Grass

The grass is tall

needs to be cut small.

The grass is pokey;

on fire it is smokey.

Wood

The wood is brown

burns to the ground.

Wood goes high into the air

climb it high to get a scare.

Don’t climb to high

you might fall and break a thigh.

Trees

Tree’s are really tall.

Some are very small.

They have bark,

and are in the park.

Floor

The floor is hard

just like my yard.

You walk on it

and sometimes even sit.

It has no brain,

so it feels no pain.

Phone

The phone is black

and fits in a sack.

Can call your mom,

or Uncle Tom.

The screen is broke,

it’s a joke.

Wizards.

Wizards

Once upon a time in a magical village lived a whole colony of miniature wizards. There were elder wizards who new every spell, and potion there was to know. Also there were baby wizards who didn’t know anything, and that would spawn fire all over the village. Although no damage would happen, it was still funny to watch the moms freak out. But there was this one special wizard that lived in small shack away from everyone and closer to the real people of the world. His name was, Marcus. He would spy on the humans and try to see their ways of life.

Every time he went out to the real world, he could always hear his parents telling to him “whatever you do, don’t get caught by a human.”

One day he was hiding in a banana peel, and a Yellow Lab came, and picked up the banana peel and ate him. He was so small though that he didn’t get chewed up and went straight to the stomach. He goes through the whole process of the human body and gets pooped out in a day. He doesn’t realize where he’s at. He looks around for an hour before getting picked up into a paper sack. He passes out because he can’t even right now. He wakes up in a classroom, and reads the board which say “dissecting poop”. By now Marcus is worried that the secret of the wizards is going to be released to the whole world. He’s jerking and kicking, just trying to get out of the poop, but by now it has became like cement. By now the reality of the wizards getting exposed is setting in on Marcus and he realizes there’s nothing he can do anymore. The class comes in the door and sits in their desks. Marcus gets set on this nerdy looking boys desk, and now knows he is done for. He feels his leg get clasped on. He can hear the hard poop breaking off his skin. By now his whole body is out and the boy is looking at him. The boy wipes his glasses, and is in amazement. He wipes Marcus off with a wet wipe, and puts him in his desk. Marcus is now confused at why he is in the desk. He reached for his boot only to find his wand broken into two pieces. Marcus starts to cry knowing his life and his whole wizard friend’s life is over too. He lies down, and thinks about what his parents told him. Out of nowhere he hears a loud sound, and a bunch of rustling. He is swooped out of the desk and thrown into a book bag. For about 10 minutes he’s thrown around like a rag doll and slammed into books. Finally, he is just sitting in peace. He looks up to see a small hand coming for him and tries to hide. He can’t hide in enough time, and is picked up by the tiny hand.

The tiny hand man finally speaks and says, “My name is Jeff.”

            Marcus starts squirming and can’t get lose.

Jeff puts him down on his desk and asks, “Are you a wizard?”

Marcus replies, “ Yes, please keep this a secret!”

Jeff opens the window and picks up Marcus telling him “ You secret is safe with me. I won’t tell anyone.”

Marcus runs to the closest park and meets another town of wizards in the town of Tree Trunk. He tells them he has been separated from his colony and is looking to return home. The oldest wizard shows him the map off all the surrounding wizard towns. He finds his and starts his way back, but before he leaves he tells them his wand is broken. The chief wizard gives him the most powerful wand in the world. Telling him do whatever it takes to not get seen by humans. He starts on his journey back, which is only a mile, but for a small wizard like Marcus that will take him three hours. About an hour into his journey his sees a old innocent women getting robbed.

He picks up his new wand and yells, “spelleohkioius fire ball!”

A huge fireball erupts out the end of the wand and smokes the robber in the face and knocks him out cold. The old lady is confused at what happens, but runs off in fear of getting robbed again. Marcus calls the cops, and keeps on walking hoping to be home faster. Marcus is about 30 minutes away from home when he sees a cat with a broken leg laying on the rode. Marcus uses the spell “hulkosiois” and becomes the strongest man in the world and puts the cat on his back and brings the cat back to his home with him. Him and his fellow wizards have put a healing spell on the cat. The cat’s leg is healed in less than an hour and its out into the world again. Marcus is still worried that someone’s going to find out about the wizard world. He goes and tells the chief wizard that he has met one human named Jeff. Chief elder is now furious with Marcus, and wants to kill Marcus. Chief elder starts casting fire spells at Marcus trying to ban him from the colony. Marcus grabs his new wand, and just shakes it once, and it decapitates Chief elder.              Marcus is stunned and doesn’t know what to do. He grabs the Chief elder staff, and sits in the king’s throne and now is the new Chief elder of Oak Tree. He announces through the microphone in the wall that the Chief has left the town, and Marcus is the new Chief. Marcus has arranged himself a celebration for becoming new Chief. All the babes come running to Marcus’s new room and cool him off with big tree leaves. They make him strawberry shakes, and massage his toes. The colony of wizards are spawning gifts left and right in Marcus’s room, but on special gift caught Marcus’s eye. To be continued…

Spooderbat

Spooderbat

“Get in the van.” yells Molly as Tom hops in the van. Molly has been waiting for a long time for her big chance to shine. She has worked for GYBU news force for nearly four years now. She is trying to get promoted to head the reporter. Her big chance has just happen when a lady with four baby kittens rolled her car and her kittens are stuck in the car safe and sound. Out of nowhere an mysterious man in a black cape swoops out of the sky.

 The mysterious man landed right beside the car and started to push it over. As he is pushing the car over Molly is standing beside Tom as he records this, but as they’re recording a man and his accomplice punch the mysterious man in the face. Out of disbelief Tom hands Molly the camera and runs to help the mysterious man.  Tom runs of up and superman punches the bad guys to try and help the mysterious man.

            Tom is going hard in the paint. He has knocked out his accomplice, and he’s fighting the bad guy.

The bad guy yells at Tom “Be ready to face the wrath of Dr. J!” Dr. J runs after Tom, but the mysterious man kicks Dr. J in the face. Tom calls the cops as soon as the mysterious man has Dr. J restrained. As the cops turn the corner, the mysterious man takes off into the sky.

 Tom yelled to him “what's your name?”

He yells back “Spooderbat!”

As the cops show up, Tom tells the cops everything they need to know about the situation

that happened. Tom tells them Spooderbat saved the kittens and fled the crime scene for his own protection. But the best thing of all was that Molly had just captured her big opportunity.

            Molly and Tom became the best reporters in Ponser. Every big city news force has contacted them for a job. Tom and Molly are very excited, but they don't know if they should stay in Ponser or go to the big cities. Molly and Tom talked for hours about their decision.

Molly finally said, “Lets just stay here and live with our family in our mid-sized town.” 

Tom said, “That’s a brilliant idea!”

After their confrontation with Spooderbat the town is still buzzing about the masked man fighting off the villains. One long day has gone by and not a single phone call has rung in the GYBU main office. Finally, a deep hoarse voice calls in saying they have 14 people being held hostage in the Mid-County Bank.

Molly yells at Tom “Wake up Tom, we got a situation!”

Tom jumps up off the couch in astonishment and runs to his beloved van. Tom slips the fan into drive right as Molly shuts the passenger door.

 As Tom drives Molly is shouting out directions to Tom “ Turn left onto Grand Drive. Take a right onto Gotham Boulevard. Stop the van on 119th street and we’ll have to walk the rest.”

As Tom pulls up to 119th street Molly sees Spooderbat racing to Mid-County Bank. Tom and Molly are running their fastest, but not trying to drop their equipment. They can’t keep with to Spooderbat though; he’s just too fast. Finally, after about a minute of running Tom and Molly reach the bank.

The cops are already there yelling at the robbers, “Come out with your hands up!”

Of course, they don't come out. Tom has gotten the camera up and running. Molly fixes her hair and starts a countdown.

            Molly says “ 3…. 2…. I’m here at the Mid-County Bank with my partner Tom running camera. There are people being held hostage in Mid-County Bank right now. The number of people inside is unknown. All we know is that the superhero “Spooderbat”, as he calls himself is inside trying to neutralize the bad guys. We’ll be back after the break.”

*Spooderbats point of view*

           

            Spooderbat has broken into the bank through the air ducts. He is crawling around through the air system and finally finds a way out. He slips out the little opening and he finds himself in the bathroom. He has to use the restroom so he goes to the restroom quick before going to save the day. After peeing and washing his hands quietly, he sneaks out the bathroom. He is looking around trying to find the hostages. He can't find anyone, but the three bad guys guarding the vault. He throws one of his ninja stars and slits the middle guy guarding the vault. He climbs the wall and climbed in the rafters. In the corner at the top of the rafters is the breaker box. He cuts the wires and shuts off the power. After the power is off he, swoops down from the ceiling and breaks the guy on the outside left’s neck. The outside guy on the right is shooting his gun randomly trying to shoot Spooderbat. Spooderbat grabs his ninja star out of the dead guy’s throat and throws it at the guy on the right. Spooderbat is trying to find where the hostages are, but he can’t find them. Finally he hears a baby crying in the big vault. He yells at the cops to come in and secure the bank.

To be continued………….