Bad Poetry

Bad Poetry

This poem is not a success,

at least I can confess,

That this is causing me stress,

Oh, this poem is not a success.

Poems are not that easy,

but some say it’s breezy.

I think it’s quite cheesy,

I think I may need to sneezy.

I am going to go take a nap,

as I put on my cap,

and I lay down with my cat, Snap.

And when I woke up, I started to rap,

Then I’m just like, what up chap!

I’m going to walk down the street with glee,

As  I said, “What up Steve?”

I am going to the store,

As I walk through the door.

I laid on the floor,

someone said, “Look at the dork!”

I think I should go by some pork,

I shall eat it with a fork.

As I am walking to the meat,

I see someone I shall greet.

His name was Pete.

He was so upbeat.

He was an athlete.

When I looked outside, it was starting to sleet,

so I ran to my car,

and I kicked a jar.

It went pass the bar,

the guy by my car wanted to spar,

so I hit him with my guitar.

I was driving, and I saw a homeless guy,

So I gave him a pie.

Then he started to fly,

As I look at the sky,

I waved goodbye.

I got back inside my car,

and did not go far.

It was getting dark,

as I passed the park,

and I saw my friend Mark.

As I got to my house, I drove into the drive,

but it was only five.

I am walking into my house,

All I see is this person calling me his spouse.

This is my house, get out of here!

I knocked him out.

I looked around to see what he did,

I was so hungry that I made the pork,

and got out my fork.

When the pork was done, I started to eat,

I couldn’t wait to feast.

And the guy called the police.

I had to go to jail,

but I paid my own bail.

I called my friend Dale.

He came and got me, but looked very pale.

When we were driving, he threw up in a pail,

and I yelled airmail!

As I jumped from the car,

I was walking on the streets all alone,

I came to a thrown,

Then I got crown,

and I was queen.

and I was a teen,

But I wasn’t very clean,

and found a cute pair of jeans.

I was a size fourteen,

some say that I was mean.

I am only sixteen,

so I put on some sunscreen,

Because I had way too much caffeine,

I had to go to the hospital.

I was not very fateful,

I died right then and there, in April!