Fun poem

John

John goes to the gym

with his wife Kim.

Kim is very strong.

She lifts all day long.

They have a child;

He is very wild.

Brick

Brick is my friend;

He has a rear end.

He has no common sense;

He is very intense.

Study Hall

Study hall is dumb;

We sit there and suck on our thumb.

We are Mrs. Bladt’s little pets,

She makes a lot of threats.

We are not respected;

We are rejected.

I don’t have fun;

I want to shoot myself with a gun.

I wish we were free,

like we used to be.

The only thing cool,

is Friday fun day.

I just really love study hall.

Gun

My gun is black,

and shoots you in the back.

It shoots out fire,

and will pop your tire.

Car

My car is red

and as comfy as a bed.

Drives from state to state

trying to find my new mate.

I drove it to the fair

to see my girlfriend Clair.

Clair liked my car;

it was the best one she had seen so far.

Ink

I like my ink blue.

It gives a really good tattoo.

Writes stuff down,

Like a noun.

Door

One door,

Two door,

Brown door,

Black door,

Which one will you pay for?

Food

Food is yummy,

and fills up my tummy.

Some foods taste bad,

if it's made by your deadbeat dad.

McDonald’s food is pure gold,

knocks me out cold.

Grass

The grass is tall

needs to be cut small.

The grass is pokey;

on fire it is smokey.

Wood

The wood is brown

burns to the ground.

Wood goes high into the air

climb it high to get a scare.

Don’t climb to high

you might fall and break a thigh.

Trees

Tree’s are really tall.

Some are very small.

They have bark,

and are in the park.

Floor

The floor is hard

just like my yard.

You walk on it

and sometimes even sit.

It has no brain,

so it feels no pain.

Phone

The phone is black

and fits in a sack.

Can call your mom,

or Uncle Tom.

The screen is broke,

it’s a joke.